Removing Lipstick from Napkins "Women who really ought to know better invariably wipe their lips and their lipstick on the monogramming of your best napkins." Lipstick is a basic combination of wax, a pigment, and other ingredients. Now You rub that shit all over my monogrammed napkins and you will think that you attended the dinner party of the devil himself. I'm just joking. I don't own monogrammed napkins. I have disposable napkins from IKEA. You can rub your tinted lip wax all over that. I don't give AF. ... Let's just say for our almanac theme today that this happened. All you need is some household ammonia. Dip your lip soiled napkins in some ammonia to cut the grease and the stain should come out with regular washing. ... Here are some fun facts about lipstick. In the year 2010, the FDA took about 400 lipsticks available on the US market and tested them. The test found 1.11 ppm (parts per m...