4 April 2018 - Bunnies are Friends....and Food!

Be Kind to the Easter Bunny: No Pets

"Baby rabbits, ducklings, and chicks are traditionally associated with Easter, but its not a good idea to give one as a pet."

DON'T DO THIS!

I mean come on.

It's 2018 and we are still talking about this.

Bunnies eat more than just carrots. If you are not prepared to take care of an animals needs, then don't bring that animal into a situation where it will suffer.

Ducklings and chicks grow kinda fast.

Something that evidentially looses its cuteness and kids get bored and parents abandon the animal.

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Instead of a pet for Easter, try one of these instead:

Palm Pet

This is that annoying chick that chirps when you hold it in your hand. So when you get tired of hearing it, you can make it disappear without remorse.

Pooping Chicken

I had one of these as a kid and I loved it! It poops candy!

Candy

Let's face it. Kids are simple. They know what they want and what they want is sugar.

Sugar in different forms, colors, and packaging.

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I get it. Some of us just like giving gifts. But sometimes it is best to keep things simple that does not involve gaining and disposing of a living animal.

So this next Easter learn from your past mistakes and just give the kids what they really want.

SUGAR

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